Touch it for me while I watch – Guided Masturbation

I’m going to be honest, boys.  Part of the reason that I like guided masturbation so much is that I can get you to do some awfully silly things sometimes in the name of jerking off and getting your little orgasm.  It makes me giggle a lot.

Humiliation is fun (an arrest record, not so much)

I don’t mean that I’m going to make you go stand out in the street naked while you jack it or anything like that.

I do mean that you might be doing some kind of amusing things for me.  Telling you how to stroke for me is fun, but telling you exactly how to hump your mattress for me is hilarious.  But you silly boys eat it up because you know if you undergo my mild humiliation and my expert-level teasing, you’re going to have an orgasm that’s totally going to make it hard for you to even speak for a while afterward.  Yep, I’m just that good!

But, me being me, you can’t always be assured that you’ll be allowed to cum.

Usually, I’ll let you get off, but there are days when I feel a little … capricious.  I might just decide to slip a ruined orgasm in on you when you’re least expecting it.  Those are always the worst, aren’t they?

When you play with me, you just have to take your chances.  It’s like playing roulette:  If you play it just right, you’ll probably win something.  All you have to do is hope you don’t hit a run of bad luck!